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Funny product descriptions

Cam FoxCam Fox Posts: 480
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I discovered this product and laughed out loud at its description text. :)

https://www.daz3d.com/the-horrible-sofa-for-ds

The Horrible sofa.

You’ve passed it on the side of the road. Maybe collected it for your first apartment. After all, it had to be better than sitting on the floor. But the rock-hard cushions, the indestructible fabric, seemingly created from used tires, wire brushes and some indescribable and foul odor didn’t live up to expectations. Low as those expectations were. Covering it with a salvaged blanket didn’t help. Many were abandoned when the tenant moved on. After being cited for Littering, mass reductions of neighborhood housing value, and exceedingly poor taste, most landlords were forced to lug the poor thing up to the flophouse attic, where it would sit, neglected and alone. Rejected. Abandoned. And thirsting for REVENGE!


The Sisters in Chaos are proud to Present the Horrible Sofa to our DAZ Friends. We know it will add a touch of Class to any render. This delight comes with the sofa itself, in 11 true to life colors and scratchy textures. Each Sofa comes with a pair of matching brick like pillows for added realism.

(The fleas, silverfish, June bugs, mice and other citizens of the sofa are an exercise left to the student’s imagination, but we suggest you start with a very large number!)

Which funny ones have you found in your time browsing the shop?

Comments

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 41,495

    probably this

    https://www.daz3d.com/cc-hole-hair-for-genesis-8-males

  • Cam FoxCam Fox Posts: 480

    Haha, nice :)

  • LorraineLorraine Posts: 1,056

    I don't remember 1989 being THAT bad; bad yes, but not that garish. Or have I just lost my memory and am living in blissful ignorance.

  • butterflyfishbutterflyfish Posts: 1,794

    My daughter's bedroom was almost as loud as that couch when we bought this house in 1993. It was definitely those colors, it just had more white space. But it had two different wallpaper patterns and two different borders. My son's was done in primary colors + green with an orange rug. Some people like loud, I guess. Maybe they're colorblind?

  • SilverGirlSilverGirl Posts: 3,899

    Lorraine said:

    I don't remember 1989 being THAT bad; bad yes, but not that garish. Or have I just lost my memory and am living in blissful ignorance.

    Trendy clothes and school supplies were definitely that bad. I'm not one who has ever felt great with bold patterns (and the eye bleeding Lisa Frank colors, omg), so back to school shopping was rough. 

  • ANGELREAPER1972ANGELREAPER1972 Posts: 4,829

    not exactly product descriptions but I always liked the little female cartoon character ironman13 (Fugazi1968/Ironman) used to have appear on their promos making comments mostly on products on another site.

    Also like promos that tell a little story scene like Mechasar does

    Personally I like enjoy it more when a creator makes it a fun experiance with their descriptions/promo art to their products which I admit I probably couldn't do myself 

  • CybersoxCybersox Posts: 9,913

    Okay, to be fair, the images do the heavy lifting here, but the text works perfectly with it.  https://www.daz3d.com/pretty-in-pink

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